Nature took a shocking lead in the first week of battles, but this week Man has revenge on his mind. Who will win in this week's epic showdown: Bruno VS. The King of the Primates!
The battle begins with both combatants looking mildly disinterested, almost as if they're not being paid enough to be there. Bruce looks across the pitch at his opponent and quips, "Ready when you are..."
The gorilla snorts in acknowledgement.
Bruce moves slowly to his left. Having seen Arnold's fate in the first battle, he decided to give himself an advantage. Several weeks ago, he had his assistant Dianne hide two Smith & Wesson 460XVRs in the bushes.
The gorilla senses danger, and begins to charge at Bruce Willis.
Without batting an eyelash, Bruce stands to reveal the two hand cannons he had stashed away.
"Yippe Ki Yay Mother Nature."
He then pulls the triggers.
-Click- -Click- -Click-
Unfortunately for Bruce, Dianne has forgotten the bullets.
The gorilla snorts in acknowledgement.
Bruce moves slowly to his left. Having seen Arnold's fate in the first battle, he decided to give himself an advantage. Several weeks ago, he had his assistant Dianne hide two Smith & Wesson 460XVRs in the bushes.
The gorilla senses danger, and begins to charge at Bruce Willis.
Without batting an eyelash, Bruce stands to reveal the two hand cannons he had stashed away.
"Yippe Ki Yay Mother Nature."
He then pulls the triggers.
-Click- -Click- -Click-
Unfortunately for Bruce, Dianne has forgotten the bullets.
Before another thought can escape Bruce's head, the gorilla is on him. Within seconds, the gorilla has ripped Bruce's arms directly off his torso. As blood spurts from the holes in the sides of his body, Bruce begins to feel the pummeling of his own arms hitting him. The gorilla mercilessly beats Bruce Willis with his arms until he is near death.
As Bruce lays on the ground, bloody and beaten, the gorilla looks at him and thinks how similar the human is to himself. He then gently pats the top of Bruce's head.
Bruce coughs up blood.
The cough startles the gorilla and he rips Bruce's face off with his teeth.
WINNER: GORILLA
As Bruce lays on the ground, bloody and beaten, the gorilla looks at him and thinks how similar the human is to himself. He then gently pats the top of Bruce's head.
Bruce coughs up blood.
The cough startles the gorilla and he rips Bruce's face off with his teeth.
WINNER: GORILLA
"I think we're done here."
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