I was just considering what I wanted to eat for dinner, and my biggest concern was to get something that wouldn't make me feel crappy later on tonight. I weighed my options for a moment, and then had this actual thought, verbatim:
"Oooh! I'll have chicken wings. They won't make me feel crappy. They'll make me feel great. And Powerful.
I should be an ad man.
Chicken Wings: They'll Make You Feel Great. And Powerful.
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