Her: Excuse me?
Me: I'm sorry. Wrong IM. That was totally meant for someone else.
Her: Ok. LOL
It was a lie. You were the one with sloppy tits all along.
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Me: Sup Sloppytits!
Her: Excuse me? Me: I'm sorry. Wrong IM. That was totally meant for someone else. Her: Ok. LOL It was a lie. You were the one with sloppy tits all along.
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