Someday, I hope to be skilled enough at something that I can rape someone and not get in any sort of trouble.

Somewhere out there in the world, Old People are boning right now.

There was a guy on the subway this morning who was sweating so profusely that I was pretty sure he was about to blow up the train.  Needless to say, it was a stressful ride.  When I realized he wasn't a mad bomber though, I just felt bad for him.  Poor sweaty fella...