The gorilla snorts in acknowledgement.
Bruce moves slowly to his left. Having seen Arnold's fate in the first battle, he decided to give himself an advantage. Several weeks ago, he had his assistant Dianne hide two Smith & Wesson 460XVRs in the bushes.
The gorilla senses danger, and begins to charge at Bruce Willis.
Without batting an eyelash, Bruce stands to reveal the two hand cannons he had stashed away.
"Yippe Ki Yay Mother Nature."
He then pulls the triggers.
-Click- -Click- -Click-
Unfortunately for Bruce, Dianne has forgotten the bullets.
As Bruce lays on the ground, bloody and beaten, the gorilla looks at him and thinks how similar the human is to himself. He then gently pats the top of Bruce's head.
Bruce coughs up blood.
The cough startles the gorilla and he rips Bruce's face off with his teeth.