Have you ever seen anyone have to concentrate so hard to not fall over on a bicycle?!?!

What's the matter, BARFA.  Just get the TRAINING WHEELS off?!?!

You make me wish ravens would peck out my eyes, just so I'd never have to see your stupid, idiot face again!

Wow, it must be super douchey out if you need to wear that scarf.  Bundle up, asshat.

Also, nice tummy.  I'm glad to see the concept of "keeping a shirt closed" is a bit outside your grasp.

Honestly, what is the DEAL with this guy?!?

Nice photo, Barfa.  Definitely makes me think you're not the worst thing to happen to the world ever.

NOT!

"Derrrr....ummmmmm....can someone asplain to me how to use these tings? Derrr herrr."

It's called a fork and knife, Barfa.  Civilized people use them to eat food.

What a complete fool.