Dear Dixie Cups,
Fuck You. Nobody likes you.
Fuck You. Nobody likes you.
God damn elitists. Ruining our country. With your little cups.
"Muhhh, I'm so extravagant that I can have a dedicated, disposable cup for when I only want a small amount of liquid."
You know, you don't have to fill every cup to the brim! You can just put a Dixie Cup amount of liquid in a larger cup! THERE ARE NO LAWS GOVERNING BEVERAGE TO CONTAINER RATIOS!!!
You offend me to my core, and I shall have none of you.
With Love,
Zach