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Dixie Cups

11/15/2012

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Dear Dixie Cups,

Fuck You.  Nobody likes you.

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Asshole
God damn elitists.  Ruining our country.  With your little cups.
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More Different Asshole
"Muhhh, I'm so extravagant that I can have a dedicated, disposable cup for when I only want a small amount of liquid."
You know, you don't have to fill every cup to the brim!  You can just put a Dixie Cup amount of liquid in a larger cup!  THERE ARE NO LAWS GOVERNING BEVERAGE TO CONTAINER RATIOS!!!
You offend me to my core, and I shall have none of you.

With Love,
Zach
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