Dixie Cups

Dear Dixie Cups,

Fuck You.  Nobody likes you.

Asshole

God damn elitists.  Ruining our country.  With your little cups.

More Different Asshole

"Muhhh, I'm so extravagant that I can have a dedicated, disposable cup for when I only want a small amount of liquid."

You know, you don't have to fill every cup to the brim!  You can just put a Dixie Cup amount of liquid in a larger cup!  THERE ARE NO LAWS GOVERNING BEVERAGE TO CONTAINER RATIOS!!!

You offend me to my core, and I shall have none of you.

With Love,

Zach