Unless you've been living under a rock, you've certainly heard that Ryan Reynolds got married to (that whore) Blake Lively over the weekend. While other news outlets are clamoring for the details, Just Say Mehbe has obtained this exclusive info:
The Reynolds/Lively registry contained items ranging from fine crystal vases to silk robes. One thing that was nowhere to be found though, was a washing machine, as Ryan Reynolds already has a washboard.
Enjoy married life (Again), Ryan Reynolds. Tienes Mi Corazon...
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