Nice photo, Barfa. Definitely makes me think you're not the worst thing to happen to the world ever.
NOT!
NOT!
 "Derrrr....ummmmmm....can someone asplain to me how to use these tings? Derrr herrr."
It's called a fork and knife, Barfa. Civilized people use them to eat food. What a complete fool.  Hey Justin Bartha, how's being on a hit TV show working out for you?
What's that? Your show got cancelled? GOOD! You're the worst!  Justin Barfa...You're the god damn pits.
We were recently named Podcastland's Podcast of the month for December 2013! While we sit atop our mighty thrones, we shall not forget the little people who we climbed over during our ascent to the top. And fear not, gentle public...we shall be merciful and loving rulers. In all seriousness, thanks to everyone who voted for us. It really is an honor. Also, thank you to Podcastland for being an amazing site. If you want to check out some great podcasts, go there now and listen to a bunch and vote for your favorites. 
Now back to the fields, you peasants!
I just discovered that my iPhone autocorrects "Yolo" to "tool". 
Well played, Apple. Well played... Apple is cool. We get it. Every time they update even the slightest thing, everyone clamors to be the first to get it. Well, let me be the bearer of bad news: the new iOS 7 is ridden with bugs and you should definitely hold off on updating until they get some of these issues worked out. First and foremost, the update took almost an hour to complete! Who has time for that kind of lag in today's fast-paced society? Second, and perhaps more concerning, updating to iOS 7 turned my phone into a bag of Pop Secret Butter Lover's Popcorn. 
I'm at a loss with what to do with this. How is this an upgrade, Apple? Yes, Pop Secret is delicious, but it's tragically ill-equipped for sending text messages and checking Facebook. I'm hoping that restarting may resolve this issue, but I can't figure out how to restart it. Should I put it in the microwave? This update is incredibly confusing. So, if you love buttery goodness and the light and fresh taste of popped corn, I'd say go for iOS 7. If you like your phone to do things like make calls and surf the web, I'd wait for iOS 7.1. Editor's Note: I have an iPhone 4S. I haven't received any word on how the update is affecting newer models. Update 10:40AM 9/19/13: I attempted to put the popcorn in the microwave. As expected, this caused the popcorn to pop. I have an important call to make at 11AM. I could sure use some guidance right now. Update 10:43AM 9/19/13: I ate the popcorn. It was delicious. Well played, Apple. Well played. 
This backpack was being worn by a middle-aged Asian man on the subway. I think it's the Barbie that really got to me. That's a girl's toy...idiot! 
Emily got an artisan pizza from Domino's and it WASN'T signed by the person responsible for it. What kind of society are we living in, where we can't even hold the person who made our pizza accountable for their work? I EXPECTED MORE, DAMN YOU! I GOT LESS! Anarchy in the USA.   |
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