Today is Suicide Awareness Day. So, just a heads up to you all that some people commit suicide. And that's bad.
If you're ever feeling down or like you have no hope, just know that there are people out there who love you. I'm one of them. Except you, Sprague. You're a prick.
So don't kill yourself. If you ever want to kill yourself, call me up and we'll have a pizza party instead!*
*I Will Most Likely Eat All The Pizza, But It Will Still Be Fun To Watch
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